This is a series of rather random 'walks into a bar' jokes. they are the product of boredom and too much hot chocolate. there are many more where that came from. I am most proud of some of the last few. If any of these affect your political sentiment, then remember, ill be in a cave somewhere, rubbing my hands with glee.
Narendra modi walks into a bar. well, not really, since Gujarat is a dry state.
Narenda Modi walks into a bar. well, not really, he, insteadm talks a lot about building a road towards a bar.
Narendra Modi walks into a bar. He has a rum and coke. this is an insinuation of his religious upbringing and his stance against the free propagation of minority religions in India.
Narenda Modi walks into a bar. After a few shots of jager he walks up to Morgan Freeman and repeatedly shouts, “we need more motherfucking snakes on a motherfucking plane”
Narendar Modi walks into a bar. Its an iron bar. It strikes a deep wound into his forehead. this is interpreted as karmic justice for evicting tribals in the name of industrial development.
Narendra Modi walks into a bar. Rajdeep Sardesai calls this hypocrisy and brings up the 2002 Godra riots as precedence for Modi’s negligence in government. Not a single fuck is given. Sardesai is a twat.
Narendra Modi walks into a bar. There is wifi. He updates his facebook status. Mark Zuckerberg pretends to care.
Narendra Modi walks into a bar. He sees bottles of carlsberg lying in the corner. his initial reaciton is disgust and derision over the absence of kingfisher from the indian markets. he then proceeds to start a campaign for cleaning
Narendra Modi walks into a bar. This is seen by political parties as a sign of approval towards a drinking culture and ever since, there has been a reduction in interventions from extremist political parties into bars. Haha, lol no.
Narendra Modi walks into a bar. He stays there for three days.
Narendra Modi walks into a bar. This is appeasement to western culture and will not be tolerated. Raj Thackeray is told to shut the fuck up.
Narendra Modi walks into a bar. It is a genuine break from his hardwork on policy matters and economic reformation of the country.
Steve Jobs walks into a bar. The complete setting of the bar counter is changed with the whole establishment having only one central table. Generations will now refer to it as making a dent in the universe.
Atal Behari Vajpayee walks into a bar. With great difficulty.
L.K. Advani walks into a bar. He stays there for a few decades. he was very keen on getting the managerial position, but never quite made it past deputy.
Sonia Manero walks into a bar. A while later she gets a powerful last name. An even longer while later there is economic downfall in the country. (brevity, my friend, brevity!)
Rahul Gandhi walks into a bar. That empowers women.
Arnab Goswami walks into a bar. Why? The nations, really, no, seriously arnab, the nation, just absolutely, couldn’t give a flying fuck.