Brace yourselves (a phrase, so irrevocably tied to the image of some fancily dressed chappie holding a sword, thanks to the internet phenomenon that is the 'meme') for a barrage of 'OMG ILY Harvey and blah!' statuses from duckfaces on facebook. Im guilty as charged, in that I actually know what this TV show is, and have spent a while swooning over its female cast, so these updates are going to be more intelligible than the pick 'red wedding' or 'blue wedding' drama (ah, the pleasure of offending both GoT and Matrix fans in one sentence, if only I could add live long and prosper to it). Suits was quite a breath of fresh air, with a more menacing and rancid taste of what legalities and jurisprudence are all about. There was enough sass and razzmatazz (words that start to rhyme after 3 espressos) for an Indian wedding and twists like a DNA molecule (a joke for the biochemist).
It returns to grace our screens from sidereel and onechannel (because who's gonig to pay for a TV license or bother to do things the right way round, esp. after seeing the first two seasons of aforesaid show) as of the 16th of July. Although the second leg of season 2 was a brilliant concoction of how, not only the protagonist, but the entire organisation dealt with suffering and attacks, it really, quite frankly boiled down to a case of how moronic can a guy be to get laid. No spoilers for those who haven't seen it (yes, I'm talking to the two of you playing space invaders 3000 X), but it really had the messiest of endings. Im going to confess, I understood precious little of the finale and was far too exhausted to find the ability to give a toss and rerun the episode, but from what I've gathered, it just seems like a vague attempt to allow for any possible turn in the storyline come the following season.
So here go some guesses. harvey may get married, Donna might leave, Mike and Rachel start dating again and split up again (what's with that name Rachel), and the firm gets overshadowed by their British buyers.
Now the logical flow for the above is, I got shit-knuckled bored and wrote the first words that popped into my head. All said and done, minor critiques aside, this return will be swashbuckling (I love that word, for no particular reason). If my predictions don't come true, then you can 'FML LMAO Harvey 2cute 4lyf <3' me.
It returns to grace our screens from sidereel and onechannel (because who's gonig to pay for a TV license or bother to do things the right way round, esp. after seeing the first two seasons of aforesaid show) as of the 16th of July. Although the second leg of season 2 was a brilliant concoction of how, not only the protagonist, but the entire organisation dealt with suffering and attacks, it really, quite frankly boiled down to a case of how moronic can a guy be to get laid. No spoilers for those who haven't seen it (yes, I'm talking to the two of you playing space invaders 3000 X), but it really had the messiest of endings. Im going to confess, I understood precious little of the finale and was far too exhausted to find the ability to give a toss and rerun the episode, but from what I've gathered, it just seems like a vague attempt to allow for any possible turn in the storyline come the following season.
So here go some guesses. harvey may get married, Donna might leave, Mike and Rachel start dating again and split up again (what's with that name Rachel), and the firm gets overshadowed by their British buyers.
Now the logical flow for the above is, I got shit-knuckled bored and wrote the first words that popped into my head. All said and done, minor critiques aside, this return will be swashbuckling (I love that word, for no particular reason). If my predictions don't come true, then you can 'FML LMAO Harvey 2cute 4lyf <3' me.
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